Did you hear the one about the two nuns eating a Burger King meal outside the Santa Maria del Popolo in Rome?
“Hey!” said Sister Constant on the left to the highly impressionable Sister Innocent on the right, “Have I got a surprise for you after dis meal!”
Sister Constant and Sister Innocent finished their typically Italian meal (!) and Sister Constant could be seen ferreting through her bags…….
“Yes yes,” Sister Constant said as she handed the small item to Sister Innocent, “Just one little sip….no one need ever know!”
Then Sister Constant presented another small bottle……of what???
Surely that’s not a little after burger schnifter??? Or is it??
Sister Constant knew that she had nearly got Sister Innocent hooked after all it had been easy convincing her that there was nothing wrong with Burger King!!! All Sister Innocent needed was one taste of the nectar within the bottle and Sister Innocent’s descent into junk food and alcoholism would be complete! Another puppet in Sister Constant’s ascent to Mother Superiorship!
Sister Innocent’s hands were shaking as she undid the bottle…. Oh-oh….I’ve been rumbled by Sister Constant…Time to be off!!
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