Keep Your Hair On (Heron…get it?)-Part One

What a lovely place to walk-Marsworth/Tring reservoir…..

Whatever could be lurking within these reeds?

Whatever could be lurking within these reeds?

 

"Nehhh," moaned Grey the Grey Heron to no-one in particular and anyone who would listen, "My life hasn't gone as I would have liked it....pah! When I think of Blair Blue Heron and his life....nyargghhh...it makes my neck retract and my eyes hard!"

“Nehhh,” moaned Gregory the Grey Heron to no-one in particular and anyone who would listen, “My life hasn’t gone as I would have liked it….pah! When I think of Blair Blue Heron and his life….nyargghhh…it makes my neck retract and my eyes hard!”

 

Poor Gregory thinks he’s hard done by!

"What's that over there? Something for my tea? Bet Blair doesn't have my problems with his beautiful beak, long neck and strange and wispy hairy bits down his back!" sniped Gregory.

“What’s that over there? Something for my tea? Bet Blair doesn’t have my problems with his beautiful beak, long neck and strange and wispy hairy bits down his back!” sniped Gregory.

 

When will we meet Blair?

"Hmpf...nothing to eat there after all!" said Gregory!

“Hmpf…nothing to eat there after all!” said Gregory!

 

Oh dear, I think we need some blessed relief from Gregory….

"I am your blessed relief!" quacked Tessa the Tufted Duck who remembered Adrienne well! For those of you who don't know Adrienne, sadly it's your loss!

“I am your blessed relief!” quacked Tessa the Tufted Duck who remembered Adrienne well! For those of you who don’t know Adrienne, sadly it’s your loss!

 

"I'm wondering whether the plum burgundy I used for my hair is very flattering?" questioned Tessa.

“I’m wondering whether the plum burgundy I used for my feathers is very flattering?” questioned Tessa.

 

Meanwhile Gregory still felt great resentment towards Blair who we will not meet til tomorrow at the scheduled release of my Friday post!

"I'm off then!" said Gregory!

“I’m off then!” said Gregory!

 

That’s All!

See Ya xx