Dear Blitzen,
I am writing to you about my membership request concerning the ‘Reindeer of the Icelandic Antler Club’ of which you are a founding member. I am at a loss as to why I have been totally rejected time and again!
I have been trying to think of some way that I could persuade you that I would be an asset to the club. I have decided to strike while the iron is hot and let you know that including me in your club won’t get you fired but that maybe I will have to resort to making YOU feel the heat.
Alternatively I could tell you I’m a bright spark and that I could improve your social evenings with my mobile disco! I have a great many tunes in my repertoire including ‘Smoke gets in your eyes’, ‘Disco Inferno’ and, oh, this one may strike a chord with you…. ‘Twisted Firestarter’!
I wonder if you are getting my gist?
Feeling excited yet? I expect so!
You may recognise your clubhouse in the next photo….. the one that was razed to the ground last year in suspicious circumstances!
But I think my last photo will definitely be the clincher in getting you to finally accept my application! One could say your reputation is hot on your heels!
Yes Blitzen I know your hot little secret!
I expect to hear from you in the affirmative soon!
Yours sincerely,
One-Horn
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Now we have a pyro on our hands! Loved the prodigy reference by the way. That One Horn is one twisted Reindeer. 🙂
What will become of him!! Thanks for all your comments 🙂
I’ve heard that the firebugs ALWAYS come back to check out their work… 😉
And Blitzen is no different. Thankfully One-Horn has two eyes! 😉
” ‘Smoke gets in your eyes’, ‘Disco Inferno’ and, oh, this one may strike a chord with you…. ‘Twisted Firestarter’!” You can be DJ for me any time. 🙂